Never lose your wallet. Just keep it with you at all times. Find a dry place in the bathroom when you are taking a shower. If you are wearing shorts with no pockets, get a fanny pack.
I found it behind my bed under a few blankets. The weirdest thing is that I had a dream last night that it was in that exact spot. In the dream, I found the wallet and threw it on my dresser. When I woke up this morning to the sound of my alarm, I jumped up to look on my dresser and was disappointed to not see it there.
I went back to sleep for exactly nine minutes. Woke up, hit the snooze button again. Nine minutes later, I told myself that I would only snooze once more. Not once did I think to look behind my pillows for my wallet.
After an hour of goofing around on the computer, I promised myself I would turn my room upside down. The first thing I did was pull my bed out, and look under a blanket that slipped back there. There it was.
There is nothing scarier than thinking someone stole your identity. A lot of my personal plastics were in there: debit cards, license, Hokie Passport, social security card… even my Kroger card.
You probably don’t need to hear this from me, but just make sure you never lose your wallet, cuz it will haunt you.